As the 2007 campaign season begins, I thought I'd pitch in a few thoughts on slogans and sound bites that Mayor McAlister can use in his bid for reelection. Some of these (as noted) came from other sources who are smarter than me....
"I just love the sound of bulldozers in the morning" Captures that Apocolypose Now feeling, as Agent Ernie is used to defoliate Cary.
"No tree left behind" -- Source Anonymous
"You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" 'Nuf said
"Greed is good" Wall Street comes to Cary
"Paving the way to success" With concrete, one acre at a time, until we're done
"There's no such thing as a bridge too far" Just ask the handful of people that use the one over US 1/64
A successful campaign needs a theme song to rally the voters, here are a few potentials...
"This Land Was Your Land" Need Al Yankovich for this one....
This land was your land,
This land is their land,
And when we're done here,
It's built by Crosland.....
"School's Out For Summer" by Alice Cooper. Oh, never mind, can't use that one anymore
"I Can't Drive 55" by Van Halen. Holds true in Cary except between midnight and 6am.
"My Humps" by Black-Eyed Peas. More traffic-control humps going up every day.
"Love Train" ... ie. "People all over the world, join me... In Cary, Cary
"Lying Eyes" by The Eagles.... 'nuf said
"Our Future's so Bright We Have to Wear Sunglasses" Unfortunately it is mortgaged to the hilt.
(Bonus points here for anyone who can name the band)
"I just love the sound of bulldozers in the morning" Captures that Apocolypose Now feeling, as Agent Ernie is used to defoliate Cary.
"No tree left behind" -- Source Anonymous
"You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" 'Nuf said
"Greed is good" Wall Street comes to Cary
"Paving the way to success" With concrete, one acre at a time, until we're done
"There's no such thing as a bridge too far" Just ask the handful of people that use the one over US 1/64
A successful campaign needs a theme song to rally the voters, here are a few potentials...
"This Land Was Your Land" Need Al Yankovich for this one....
This land was your land,
This land is their land,
And when we're done here,
It's built by Crosland.....
"School's Out For Summer" by Alice Cooper. Oh, never mind, can't use that one anymore
"I Can't Drive 55" by Van Halen. Holds true in Cary except between midnight and 6am.
"My Humps" by Black-Eyed Peas. More traffic-control humps going up every day.
"Love Train" ... ie. "People all over the world, join me... In Cary, Cary
"Lying Eyes" by The Eagles.... 'nuf said
"Our Future's so Bright We Have to Wear Sunglasses" Unfortunately it is mortgaged to the hilt.
(Bonus points here for anyone who can name the band)
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