7/31/07

Where's a Friend When You Need One

After leaving their website dormant for at least six months, our Friends of Wake County (Fowc'ers) finally deactivated it. Prior to last September's school bond referrendum, this group of 'concerned' civic leaders were outspoken regarding the need for investment in education, and in their commitment to sponsor joint public/private partnerships with the BoE to ensure a healthy Wake County school system.

The day after the referrendum passed, these friends went back into hiding (in most cases, they went back into building new homes). I find it ironic that this same developer-driven consortium could raise a small fortune to promote the school bond, but are spending even more on lobbying efforts to deny counties the choice of levying transfer taxes to support the same school system.

These folks must be making a ton of money strip-mining Cary, Ernie already has an $80K campaign war-chest which has been built from their contributions. Seems they always show up with money to keep the development gravy-train rolling, but in truth they don't give a damn about the quality or capacity of our schools and fade into the shadows until they feel threatened.

7/13/07

2007 Campaign

As the 2007 campaign season begins, I thought I'd pitch in a few thoughts on slogans and sound bites that Mayor McAlister can use in his bid for reelection. Some of these (as noted) came from other sources who are smarter than me....

"I just love the sound of bulldozers in the morning" Captures that Apocolypose Now feeling, as Agent Ernie is used to defoliate Cary.

"No tree left behind" -- Source Anonymous

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" 'Nuf said

"Greed is good" Wall Street comes to Cary

"Paving the way to success" With concrete, one acre at a time, until we're done

"There's no such thing as a bridge too far" Just ask the handful of people that use the one over US 1/64

A successful campaign needs a theme song to rally the voters, here are a few potentials...

"This Land Was Your Land" Need Al Yankovich for this one....
This land was your land,
This land is their land,
And when we're done here,
It's built by Crosland.....

"School's Out For Summer" by Alice Cooper. Oh, never mind, can't use that one anymore

"I Can't Drive 55" by Van Halen. Holds true in Cary except between midnight and 6am.

"My Humps" by Black-Eyed Peas. More traffic-control humps going up every day.

"Love Train" ... ie. "People all over the world, join me... In Cary, Cary

"Lying Eyes" by The Eagles.... 'nuf said

"Our Future's so Bright We Have to Wear Sunglasses" Unfortunately it is mortgaged to the hilt.
(Bonus points here for anyone who can name the band)