2/8/07

Great News !!!

What a great way to start the day, turns out I won the lottery. Here's a copy of the official email notification I received:

UNITED KINGDOM LOTTERY
The Lottery Company
P O BOX 1010
LIVERPOOL, L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM
Ref Number: UKNL/05/8256/53219/QE327
Batch Number: UKNL5/A115-07
YOU HAVE WON £1,500,000 POUNDS STERLING
Our Dear Winner,

You have won the sum of £1,500,000 (One Million Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds Sterling) from BRITISH LOTTERY on our 2007 New Year Charity Bonanza.
The winning ticket was selected from a Data Base of Internet Email Users,from which your Address came out as the winning coupon.We hereby urge you to claim the winning amount quickly as this is a monthly lottery. Failure to claim your win will result into the reversion of the fund to our following month.
You are therefore requested to contact immediately out Claims Department below quoting winning number: WINNING NUMBER:05-08-10-18-20-46-{43}.TICKET NUMBER: 56475600545 188
For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you .This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned
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I want to share thi
s new-found wealth with my community, so I'm announcing a couple of projects which will immediately help our Town Council achieve their goals for 2007.

Much has been made of the new aquatics center being built, and people have asserted that this is a redundant investment. I now see it differently. Cary is a large and growing town, and I'm just not sure whether a single aquatics center will provide fair and equal access to all citizens. Building centers across Cary is something I cannot afford to fund (even with my newfound wealth), so inst
ead I will be funding the new Cary Roving Aquatics Palace (CRAP) which will be a state-of-the-art mobile aquatics center. Here's a sneak peak:









Since I don't have drive to work anymore and can now afford to send my kids to the very best private schools like Bushwood Academy, I can just relax at home while the boys hang out with Biff and Tad. I'm going to invest some of my new money on real estate and embrace the rapid growth rate sponsored by our Town Council. As such, my second initiative will be to give something back to the town government who has served me so faithfully. I will fund construction of new drive-thru building permit centers.

With these centers, applicants won't even have to get out of their car to get their building permits approved. Anticipate a new 'speedpass' improvement in the future.
Look for one of these new drive-through building permit centers near you...

I just knew this was going to be a great day when I woke up !!

1 comment:

darylb said...

Drive through building permits, and a Speedpass option? Perfection!... Cary, always in that auspicious vanguard position of leadership...